diff --git a/jokes/joke0001.txt b/jokes/joke0001.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0001.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0002.txt b/jokes/joke0002.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0002.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0003.txt b/jokes/joke0003.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0003.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0004.txt b/jokes/joke0004.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0004.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0005.txt b/jokes/joke0005.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0005.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0006.txt b/jokes/joke0006.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0006.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0007.txt b/jokes/joke0007.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0007.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0008.txt b/jokes/joke0008.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0008.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0009.txt b/jokes/joke0009.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0009.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0010.txt b/jokes/joke0010.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0010.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0011.txt b/jokes/joke0011.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0011.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0012.txt b/jokes/joke0012.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0012.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0013.txt b/jokes/joke0013.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0013.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0014.txt b/jokes/joke0014.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0014.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0015.txt b/jokes/joke0015.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0015.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0016.txt b/jokes/joke0016.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0016.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0017.txt b/jokes/joke0017.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0017.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0018.txt b/jokes/joke0018.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0018.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0019.txt b/jokes/joke0019.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0019.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0020.txt b/jokes/joke0020.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0020.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0021.txt b/jokes/joke0021.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0021.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0022.txt b/jokes/joke0022.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0022.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0023.txt b/jokes/joke0023.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0023.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0024.txt b/jokes/joke0024.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0024.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0025.txt b/jokes/joke0025.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0025.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0026.txt b/jokes/joke0026.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0026.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0027.txt b/jokes/joke0027.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0027.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0028.txt b/jokes/joke0028.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0028.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0029.txt b/jokes/joke0029.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0029.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0030.txt b/jokes/joke0030.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0030.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0031.txt b/jokes/joke0031.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0031.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0032.txt b/jokes/joke0032.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0032.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0033.txt b/jokes/joke0033.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0033.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0034.txt b/jokes/joke0034.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0034.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0035.txt b/jokes/joke0035.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0035.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0036.txt b/jokes/joke0036.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0036.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0037.txt b/jokes/joke0037.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0037.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0038.txt b/jokes/joke0038.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0038.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0039.txt b/jokes/joke0039.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0039.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0040.txt b/jokes/joke0040.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0040.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0041.txt b/jokes/joke0041.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0041.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0042.txt b/jokes/joke0042.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0042.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0043.txt b/jokes/joke0043.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0043.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0044.txt b/jokes/joke0044.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0044.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0045.txt b/jokes/joke0045.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0045.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0046.txt b/jokes/joke0046.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0046.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0047.txt b/jokes/joke0047.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0047.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0048.txt b/jokes/joke0048.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0048.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0049.txt b/jokes/joke0049.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0049.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0050.txt b/jokes/joke0050.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0050.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0051.txt b/jokes/joke0051.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0051.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0052.txt b/jokes/joke0052.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0052.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0053.txt b/jokes/joke0053.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0053.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0054.txt b/jokes/joke0054.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0054.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0055.txt b/jokes/joke0055.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0055.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0056.txt b/jokes/joke0056.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0056.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0057.txt b/jokes/joke0057.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0057.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0058.txt b/jokes/joke0058.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0058.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0059.txt b/jokes/joke0059.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0059.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0060.txt b/jokes/joke0060.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0060.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0061.txt b/jokes/joke0061.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0061.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0062.txt b/jokes/joke0062.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0062.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0063.txt b/jokes/joke0063.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0063.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0064.txt b/jokes/joke0064.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0064.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0065.txt b/jokes/joke0065.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0065.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0066.txt b/jokes/joke0066.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0066.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0067.txt b/jokes/joke0067.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0067.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0068.txt b/jokes/joke0068.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0068.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0069.txt b/jokes/joke0069.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0069.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0070.txt b/jokes/joke0070.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0070.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0071.txt b/jokes/joke0071.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0071.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0072.txt b/jokes/joke0072.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0072.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0073.txt b/jokes/joke0073.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0073.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0074.txt b/jokes/joke0074.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0074.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0075.txt b/jokes/joke0075.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0075.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0076.txt b/jokes/joke0076.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0076.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0077.txt b/jokes/joke0077.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0077.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0078.txt b/jokes/joke0078.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0078.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0079.txt b/jokes/joke0079.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0079.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0080.txt b/jokes/joke0080.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0080.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0081.txt b/jokes/joke0081.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0081.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0082.txt b/jokes/joke0082.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0082.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0083.txt b/jokes/joke0083.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0083.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0084.txt b/jokes/joke0084.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0084.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0085.txt b/jokes/joke0085.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0085.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0086.txt b/jokes/joke0086.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0086.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0087.txt b/jokes/joke0087.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0087.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0088.txt b/jokes/joke0088.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0088.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0089.txt b/jokes/joke0089.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0089.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0090.txt b/jokes/joke0090.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0090.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0091.txt b/jokes/joke0091.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0091.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0092.txt b/jokes/joke0092.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0092.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0093.txt b/jokes/joke0093.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0093.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0094.txt b/jokes/joke0094.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0094.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0095.txt b/jokes/joke0095.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0095.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0096.txt b/jokes/joke0096.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0096.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0097.txt b/jokes/joke0097.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0097.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0098.txt b/jokes/joke0098.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0098.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0099.txt b/jokes/joke0099.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0099.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0100.txt b/jokes/joke0100.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0100.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0101.txt b/jokes/joke0101.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0101.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0102.txt b/jokes/joke0102.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0102.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0103.txt b/jokes/joke0103.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0103.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0104.txt b/jokes/joke0104.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0104.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0105.txt b/jokes/joke0105.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0105.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0106.txt b/jokes/joke0106.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0106.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0107.txt b/jokes/joke0107.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0107.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0108.txt b/jokes/joke0108.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0108.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0109.txt b/jokes/joke0109.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0109.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0110.txt b/jokes/joke0110.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0110.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0111.txt b/jokes/joke0111.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0111.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0112.txt b/jokes/joke0112.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0112.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0113.txt b/jokes/joke0113.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0113.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0114.txt b/jokes/joke0114.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0114.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0115.txt b/jokes/joke0115.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0115.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0116.txt b/jokes/joke0116.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0116.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0117.txt b/jokes/joke0117.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0117.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0118.txt b/jokes/joke0118.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0118.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0119.txt b/jokes/joke0119.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0119.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0120.txt b/jokes/joke0120.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0120.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0121.txt b/jokes/joke0121.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0121.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0122.txt b/jokes/joke0122.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0122.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0123.txt b/jokes/joke0123.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0123.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0124.txt b/jokes/joke0124.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0124.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0125.txt b/jokes/joke0125.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0125.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0126.txt b/jokes/joke0126.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0126.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0127.txt b/jokes/joke0127.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0127.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0128.txt b/jokes/joke0128.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0128.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0129.txt b/jokes/joke0129.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0129.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0130.txt b/jokes/joke0130.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0130.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0131.txt b/jokes/joke0131.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0131.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0132.txt b/jokes/joke0132.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0132.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0133.txt b/jokes/joke0133.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0133.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0134.txt b/jokes/joke0134.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0134.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0135.txt b/jokes/joke0135.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0135.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0136.txt b/jokes/joke0136.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0136.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0137.txt b/jokes/joke0137.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0137.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0138.txt b/jokes/joke0138.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0138.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0139.txt b/jokes/joke0139.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0139.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0140.txt b/jokes/joke0140.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0140.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0141.txt b/jokes/joke0141.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0141.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0142.txt b/jokes/joke0142.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0142.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0143.txt b/jokes/joke0143.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0143.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0144.txt b/jokes/joke0144.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0144.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0145.txt b/jokes/joke0145.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0145.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0146.txt b/jokes/joke0146.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0146.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0147.txt b/jokes/joke0147.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0147.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0148.txt b/jokes/joke0148.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0148.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0149.txt b/jokes/joke0149.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0149.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0150.txt b/jokes/joke0150.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0150.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0151.txt b/jokes/joke0151.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0151.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0152.txt b/jokes/joke0152.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0152.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0153.txt b/jokes/joke0153.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0153.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0154.txt b/jokes/joke0154.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0154.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0155.txt b/jokes/joke0155.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0155.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0156.txt b/jokes/joke0156.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0156.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0157.txt b/jokes/joke0157.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0157.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0158.txt b/jokes/joke0158.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0158.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0159.txt b/jokes/joke0159.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0159.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0160.txt b/jokes/joke0160.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0160.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0161.txt b/jokes/joke0161.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0161.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0162.txt b/jokes/joke0162.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0162.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0163.txt b/jokes/joke0163.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0163.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0164.txt b/jokes/joke0164.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0164.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0165.txt b/jokes/joke0165.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0165.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0166.txt b/jokes/joke0166.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0166.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0167.txt b/jokes/joke0167.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0167.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0168.txt b/jokes/joke0168.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0168.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0169.txt b/jokes/joke0169.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0169.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0170.txt b/jokes/joke0170.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0170.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0171.txt b/jokes/joke0171.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0171.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0172.txt b/jokes/joke0172.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0172.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0173.txt b/jokes/joke0173.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0173.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0174.txt b/jokes/joke0174.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0174.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0175.txt b/jokes/joke0175.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0175.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0176.txt b/jokes/joke0176.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0176.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0177.txt b/jokes/joke0177.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0177.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0178.txt b/jokes/joke0178.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0178.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0179.txt b/jokes/joke0179.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0179.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0180.txt b/jokes/joke0180.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0180.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0181.txt b/jokes/joke0181.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0181.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0182.txt b/jokes/joke0182.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0182.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0183.txt b/jokes/joke0183.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0183.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0184.txt b/jokes/joke0184.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0184.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0185.txt b/jokes/joke0185.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0185.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0186.txt b/jokes/joke0186.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0186.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0187.txt b/jokes/joke0187.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0187.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0188.txt b/jokes/joke0188.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0188.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0189.txt b/jokes/joke0189.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0189.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0190.txt b/jokes/joke0190.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0190.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0191.txt b/jokes/joke0191.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0191.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0192.txt b/jokes/joke0192.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0192.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0193.txt b/jokes/joke0193.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0193.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0194.txt b/jokes/joke0194.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0194.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0195.txt b/jokes/joke0195.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0195.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0196.txt b/jokes/joke0196.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0196.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0197.txt b/jokes/joke0197.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0197.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0198.txt b/jokes/joke0198.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0198.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0199.txt b/jokes/joke0199.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0199.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0200.txt b/jokes/joke0200.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0200.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0201.txt b/jokes/joke0201.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0201.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0202.txt b/jokes/joke0202.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0202.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0203.txt b/jokes/joke0203.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0203.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0204.txt b/jokes/joke0204.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0204.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0205.txt b/jokes/joke0205.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0205.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0206.txt b/jokes/joke0206.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0206.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0207.txt b/jokes/joke0207.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0207.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0208.txt b/jokes/joke0208.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0208.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0209.txt b/jokes/joke0209.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0209.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0210.txt b/jokes/joke0210.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0210.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0211.txt b/jokes/joke0211.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0211.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0212.txt b/jokes/joke0212.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0212.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0213.txt b/jokes/joke0213.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0213.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0214.txt b/jokes/joke0214.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0214.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0215.txt b/jokes/joke0215.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0215.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0216.txt b/jokes/joke0216.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0216.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0217.txt b/jokes/joke0217.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0217.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0218.txt b/jokes/joke0218.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0218.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0219.txt b/jokes/joke0219.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0219.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0220.txt b/jokes/joke0220.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0220.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0221.txt b/jokes/joke0221.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0221.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0222.txt b/jokes/joke0222.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0222.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0223.txt b/jokes/joke0223.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0223.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0224.txt b/jokes/joke0224.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0224.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0225.txt b/jokes/joke0225.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0225.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0226.txt b/jokes/joke0226.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0226.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0227.txt b/jokes/joke0227.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0227.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0228.txt b/jokes/joke0228.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0228.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0229.txt b/jokes/joke0229.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0229.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0230.txt b/jokes/joke0230.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0230.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0231.txt b/jokes/joke0231.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0231.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0232.txt b/jokes/joke0232.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0232.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0233.txt b/jokes/joke0233.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0233.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0234.txt b/jokes/joke0234.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0234.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0235.txt b/jokes/joke0235.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0235.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0236.txt b/jokes/joke0236.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0236.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0237.txt b/jokes/joke0237.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0237.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0238.txt b/jokes/joke0238.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0238.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0239.txt b/jokes/joke0239.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0239.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0240.txt b/jokes/joke0240.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0240.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0241.txt b/jokes/joke0241.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0241.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0242.txt b/jokes/joke0242.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0242.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0243.txt b/jokes/joke0243.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0243.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0244.txt b/jokes/joke0244.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0244.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0245.txt b/jokes/joke0245.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0245.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0246.txt b/jokes/joke0246.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0246.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0247.txt b/jokes/joke0247.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0247.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0248.txt b/jokes/joke0248.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0248.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0249.txt b/jokes/joke0249.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0249.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0250.txt b/jokes/joke0250.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0250.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0251.txt b/jokes/joke0251.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0251.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0252.txt b/jokes/joke0252.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0252.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0253.txt b/jokes/joke0253.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0253.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0254.txt b/jokes/joke0254.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0254.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0255.txt b/jokes/joke0255.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0255.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0256.txt b/jokes/joke0256.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0256.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0257.txt b/jokes/joke0257.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0257.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0258.txt b/jokes/joke0258.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0258.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0259.txt b/jokes/joke0259.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0259.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0260.txt b/jokes/joke0260.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0260.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0261.txt b/jokes/joke0261.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0261.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0262.txt b/jokes/joke0262.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0262.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0263.txt b/jokes/joke0263.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0263.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0264.txt b/jokes/joke0264.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0264.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0265.txt b/jokes/joke0265.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0265.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0266.txt b/jokes/joke0266.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0266.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0267.txt b/jokes/joke0267.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0267.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0268.txt b/jokes/joke0268.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0268.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0269.txt b/jokes/joke0269.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0269.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0270.txt b/jokes/joke0270.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0270.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0271.txt b/jokes/joke0271.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0271.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0272.txt b/jokes/joke0272.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0272.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0273.txt b/jokes/joke0273.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0273.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0274.txt b/jokes/joke0274.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0274.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0275.txt b/jokes/joke0275.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0275.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0276.txt b/jokes/joke0276.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0276.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0277.txt b/jokes/joke0277.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0277.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0278.txt b/jokes/joke0278.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0278.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0279.txt b/jokes/joke0279.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0279.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0280.txt b/jokes/joke0280.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0280.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0281.txt b/jokes/joke0281.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0281.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0282.txt b/jokes/joke0282.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0282.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0283.txt b/jokes/joke0283.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0283.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0284.txt b/jokes/joke0284.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0284.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0285.txt b/jokes/joke0285.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0285.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0286.txt b/jokes/joke0286.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0286.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0287.txt b/jokes/joke0287.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0287.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0288.txt b/jokes/joke0288.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0288.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0289.txt b/jokes/joke0289.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0289.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0290.txt b/jokes/joke0290.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0290.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0291.txt b/jokes/joke0291.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0291.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0292.txt b/jokes/joke0292.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0292.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0293.txt b/jokes/joke0293.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0293.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0294.txt b/jokes/joke0294.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0294.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0295.txt b/jokes/joke0295.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0295.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0296.txt b/jokes/joke0296.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0296.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0297.txt b/jokes/joke0297.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0297.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0298.txt b/jokes/joke0298.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0298.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0299.txt b/jokes/joke0299.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0299.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0300.txt b/jokes/joke0300.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0300.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0301.txt b/jokes/joke0301.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0301.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0302.txt b/jokes/joke0302.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0302.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0303.txt b/jokes/joke0303.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0303.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0304.txt b/jokes/joke0304.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0304.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0305.txt b/jokes/joke0305.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0305.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0306.txt b/jokes/joke0306.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0306.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0307.txt b/jokes/joke0307.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0307.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0308.txt b/jokes/joke0308.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0308.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0309.txt b/jokes/joke0309.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0309.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0310.txt b/jokes/joke0310.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0310.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0311.txt b/jokes/joke0311.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0311.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0312.txt b/jokes/joke0312.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0312.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0313.txt b/jokes/joke0313.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0313.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0314.txt b/jokes/joke0314.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0314.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0315.txt b/jokes/joke0315.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0315.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0316.txt b/jokes/joke0316.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0316.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0317.txt b/jokes/joke0317.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0317.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0318.txt b/jokes/joke0318.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0318.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0319.txt b/jokes/joke0319.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0319.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0320.txt b/jokes/joke0320.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0320.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0321.txt b/jokes/joke0321.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0321.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0322.txt b/jokes/joke0322.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0322.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0323.txt b/jokes/joke0323.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0323.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0324.txt b/jokes/joke0324.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0324.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0325.txt b/jokes/joke0325.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0325.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0326.txt b/jokes/joke0326.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0326.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0327.txt b/jokes/joke0327.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0327.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0328.txt b/jokes/joke0328.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0328.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0329.txt b/jokes/joke0329.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0329.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0330.txt b/jokes/joke0330.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0330.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0331.txt b/jokes/joke0331.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0331.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0332.txt b/jokes/joke0332.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0332.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0333.txt b/jokes/joke0333.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0333.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0334.txt b/jokes/joke0334.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0334.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0335.txt b/jokes/joke0335.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0335.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0336.txt b/jokes/joke0336.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0336.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0337.txt b/jokes/joke0337.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0337.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0338.txt b/jokes/joke0338.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0338.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0339.txt b/jokes/joke0339.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0339.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0340.txt b/jokes/joke0340.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0340.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0341.txt b/jokes/joke0341.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0341.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0342.txt b/jokes/joke0342.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0342.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0343.txt b/jokes/joke0343.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0343.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0344.txt b/jokes/joke0344.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0344.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0345.txt b/jokes/joke0345.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0345.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0346.txt b/jokes/joke0346.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0346.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0347.txt b/jokes/joke0347.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0347.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0348.txt b/jokes/joke0348.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0348.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0349.txt b/jokes/joke0349.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0349.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0350.txt b/jokes/joke0350.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0350.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0351.txt b/jokes/joke0351.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0351.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0352.txt b/jokes/joke0352.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0352.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0353.txt b/jokes/joke0353.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0353.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0354.txt b/jokes/joke0354.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0354.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0355.txt b/jokes/joke0355.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0355.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0356.txt b/jokes/joke0356.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0356.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0357.txt b/jokes/joke0357.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0357.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0358.txt b/jokes/joke0358.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0358.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0359.txt b/jokes/joke0359.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0359.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0360.txt b/jokes/joke0360.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0360.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0361.txt b/jokes/joke0361.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0361.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0362.txt b/jokes/joke0362.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0362.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0363.txt b/jokes/joke0363.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0363.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0364.txt b/jokes/joke0364.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0364.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0365.txt b/jokes/joke0365.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0365.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0366.txt b/jokes/joke0366.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0366.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0367.txt b/jokes/joke0367.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0367.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0368.txt b/jokes/joke0368.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0368.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0369.txt b/jokes/joke0369.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0369.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0370.txt b/jokes/joke0370.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0370.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0371.txt b/jokes/joke0371.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0371.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0372.txt b/jokes/joke0372.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0372.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0373.txt b/jokes/joke0373.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0373.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0374.txt b/jokes/joke0374.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0374.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0375.txt b/jokes/joke0375.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0375.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0376.txt b/jokes/joke0376.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0376.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0377.txt b/jokes/joke0377.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0377.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0378.txt b/jokes/joke0378.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0378.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0379.txt b/jokes/joke0379.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0379.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0380.txt b/jokes/joke0380.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0380.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0381.txt b/jokes/joke0381.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0381.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0382.txt b/jokes/joke0382.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0382.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0383.txt b/jokes/joke0383.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0383.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0384.txt b/jokes/joke0384.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0384.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0385.txt b/jokes/joke0385.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0385.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0386.txt b/jokes/joke0386.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0386.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0387.txt b/jokes/joke0387.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0387.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0388.txt b/jokes/joke0388.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0388.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0389.txt b/jokes/joke0389.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0389.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0390.txt b/jokes/joke0390.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0390.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0391.txt b/jokes/joke0391.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0391.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0392.txt b/jokes/joke0392.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0392.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0393.txt b/jokes/joke0393.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0393.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0394.txt b/jokes/joke0394.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0394.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0395.txt b/jokes/joke0395.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0395.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0396.txt b/jokes/joke0396.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0396.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0397.txt b/jokes/joke0397.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0397.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0398.txt b/jokes/joke0398.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0398.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0399.txt b/jokes/joke0399.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0399.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0400.txt b/jokes/joke0400.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0400.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0401.txt b/jokes/joke0401.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0401.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0402.txt b/jokes/joke0402.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0402.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0403.txt b/jokes/joke0403.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0403.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0404.txt b/jokes/joke0404.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0404.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0405.txt b/jokes/joke0405.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0405.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0406.txt b/jokes/joke0406.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0406.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0407.txt b/jokes/joke0407.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0407.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0408.txt b/jokes/joke0408.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0408.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0409.txt b/jokes/joke0409.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0409.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0410.txt b/jokes/joke0410.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0410.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0411.txt b/jokes/joke0411.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0411.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0412.txt b/jokes/joke0412.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0412.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0413.txt b/jokes/joke0413.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0413.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0414.txt b/jokes/joke0414.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0414.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0415.txt b/jokes/joke0415.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0415.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0416.txt b/jokes/joke0416.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0416.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0417.txt b/jokes/joke0417.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0417.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0418.txt b/jokes/joke0418.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0418.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0419.txt b/jokes/joke0419.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0419.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0420.txt b/jokes/joke0420.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0420.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0421.txt b/jokes/joke0421.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0421.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0422.txt b/jokes/joke0422.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0422.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0423.txt b/jokes/joke0423.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0423.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0424.txt b/jokes/joke0424.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0424.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0425.txt b/jokes/joke0425.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0425.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0426.txt b/jokes/joke0426.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0426.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0427.txt b/jokes/joke0427.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0427.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0428.txt b/jokes/joke0428.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0428.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0429.txt b/jokes/joke0429.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0429.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0430.txt b/jokes/joke0430.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0430.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0431.txt b/jokes/joke0431.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0431.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0432.txt b/jokes/joke0432.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0432.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0433.txt b/jokes/joke0433.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0433.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0434.txt b/jokes/joke0434.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0434.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0435.txt b/jokes/joke0435.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0435.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0436.txt b/jokes/joke0436.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0436.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0437.txt b/jokes/joke0437.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0437.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0438.txt b/jokes/joke0438.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0438.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0439.txt b/jokes/joke0439.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0439.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0440.txt b/jokes/joke0440.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0440.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0441.txt b/jokes/joke0441.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0441.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0442.txt b/jokes/joke0442.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0442.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0443.txt b/jokes/joke0443.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0443.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0444.txt b/jokes/joke0444.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0444.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0445.txt b/jokes/joke0445.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0445.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0446.txt b/jokes/joke0446.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0446.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0447.txt b/jokes/joke0447.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0447.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0448.txt b/jokes/joke0448.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0448.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0449.txt b/jokes/joke0449.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0449.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0450.txt b/jokes/joke0450.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0450.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0451.txt b/jokes/joke0451.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0451.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0452.txt b/jokes/joke0452.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0452.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0453.txt b/jokes/joke0453.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0453.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0454.txt b/jokes/joke0454.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0454.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0455.txt b/jokes/joke0455.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0455.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0456.txt b/jokes/joke0456.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0456.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0457.txt b/jokes/joke0457.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0457.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0458.txt b/jokes/joke0458.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0458.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0459.txt b/jokes/joke0459.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0459.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0460.txt b/jokes/joke0460.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0460.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0461.txt b/jokes/joke0461.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0461.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0462.txt b/jokes/joke0462.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0462.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0463.txt b/jokes/joke0463.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0463.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0464.txt b/jokes/joke0464.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0464.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0465.txt b/jokes/joke0465.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0465.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0466.txt b/jokes/joke0466.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0466.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0467.txt b/jokes/joke0467.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0467.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0468.txt b/jokes/joke0468.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0468.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0469.txt b/jokes/joke0469.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0469.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0470.txt b/jokes/joke0470.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0470.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0471.txt b/jokes/joke0471.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0471.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0472.txt b/jokes/joke0472.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0472.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0473.txt b/jokes/joke0473.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0473.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0474.txt b/jokes/joke0474.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0474.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0475.txt b/jokes/joke0475.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0475.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0476.txt b/jokes/joke0476.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0476.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0477.txt b/jokes/joke0477.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0477.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0478.txt b/jokes/joke0478.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0478.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0479.txt b/jokes/joke0479.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0479.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0480.txt b/jokes/joke0480.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0480.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0481.txt b/jokes/joke0481.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0481.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0482.txt b/jokes/joke0482.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0482.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0483.txt b/jokes/joke0483.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0483.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0484.txt b/jokes/joke0484.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0484.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0485.txt b/jokes/joke0485.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0485.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0486.txt b/jokes/joke0486.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0486.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0487.txt b/jokes/joke0487.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0487.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0488.txt b/jokes/joke0488.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0488.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0489.txt b/jokes/joke0489.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0489.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0490.txt b/jokes/joke0490.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0490.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0491.txt b/jokes/joke0491.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0491.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0492.txt b/jokes/joke0492.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0492.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0493.txt b/jokes/joke0493.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0493.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0494.txt b/jokes/joke0494.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0494.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0495.txt b/jokes/joke0495.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0495.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0496.txt b/jokes/joke0496.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0496.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0497.txt b/jokes/joke0497.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0497.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0498.txt b/jokes/joke0498.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0498.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0499.txt b/jokes/joke0499.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0499.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0500.txt b/jokes/joke0500.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0500.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0501.txt b/jokes/joke0501.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0501.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0502.txt b/jokes/joke0502.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0502.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0503.txt b/jokes/joke0503.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0503.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0504.txt b/jokes/joke0504.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0504.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0505.txt b/jokes/joke0505.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0505.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0506.txt b/jokes/joke0506.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0506.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0507.txt b/jokes/joke0507.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0507.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0508.txt b/jokes/joke0508.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0508.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0509.txt b/jokes/joke0509.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0509.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0510.txt b/jokes/joke0510.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0510.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0511.txt b/jokes/joke0511.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0511.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0512.txt b/jokes/joke0512.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0512.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0513.txt b/jokes/joke0513.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0513.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0514.txt b/jokes/joke0514.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0514.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0515.txt b/jokes/joke0515.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0515.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0516.txt b/jokes/joke0516.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0516.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0517.txt b/jokes/joke0517.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0517.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0518.txt b/jokes/joke0518.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0518.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0519.txt b/jokes/joke0519.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0519.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0520.txt b/jokes/joke0520.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0520.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0521.txt b/jokes/joke0521.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0521.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0522.txt b/jokes/joke0522.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0522.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0523.txt b/jokes/joke0523.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0523.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0524.txt b/jokes/joke0524.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0524.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0525.txt b/jokes/joke0525.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0525.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0526.txt b/jokes/joke0526.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0526.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0527.txt b/jokes/joke0527.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0527.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0528.txt b/jokes/joke0528.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0528.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0529.txt b/jokes/joke0529.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0529.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0530.txt b/jokes/joke0530.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0530.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0531.txt b/jokes/joke0531.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0531.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0532.txt b/jokes/joke0532.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0532.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0533.txt b/jokes/joke0533.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0533.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0534.txt b/jokes/joke0534.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0534.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0535.txt b/jokes/joke0535.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0535.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0536.txt b/jokes/joke0536.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0536.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0537.txt b/jokes/joke0537.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0537.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0538.txt b/jokes/joke0538.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0538.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0539.txt b/jokes/joke0539.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0539.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0540.txt b/jokes/joke0540.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0540.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0541.txt b/jokes/joke0541.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0541.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0542.txt b/jokes/joke0542.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0542.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0543.txt b/jokes/joke0543.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0543.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0544.txt b/jokes/joke0544.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0544.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0545.txt b/jokes/joke0545.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0545.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0546.txt b/jokes/joke0546.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0546.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0547.txt b/jokes/joke0547.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0547.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0548.txt b/jokes/joke0548.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0548.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0549.txt b/jokes/joke0549.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0549.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0550.txt b/jokes/joke0550.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0550.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0551.txt b/jokes/joke0551.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0551.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0552.txt b/jokes/joke0552.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0552.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0553.txt b/jokes/joke0553.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0553.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0554.txt b/jokes/joke0554.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0554.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0555.txt b/jokes/joke0555.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0555.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0556.txt b/jokes/joke0556.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0556.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0557.txt b/jokes/joke0557.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0557.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0558.txt b/jokes/joke0558.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0558.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0559.txt b/jokes/joke0559.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0559.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0560.txt b/jokes/joke0560.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0560.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0561.txt b/jokes/joke0561.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0561.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0562.txt b/jokes/joke0562.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0562.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0563.txt b/jokes/joke0563.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0563.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0564.txt b/jokes/joke0564.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0564.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0565.txt b/jokes/joke0565.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0565.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0566.txt b/jokes/joke0566.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0566.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0567.txt b/jokes/joke0567.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0567.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0568.txt b/jokes/joke0568.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0568.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0569.txt b/jokes/joke0569.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0569.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0570.txt b/jokes/joke0570.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0570.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0571.txt b/jokes/joke0571.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0571.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0572.txt b/jokes/joke0572.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0572.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0573.txt b/jokes/joke0573.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0573.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0574.txt b/jokes/joke0574.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0574.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0575.txt b/jokes/joke0575.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0575.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0576.txt b/jokes/joke0576.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0576.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0577.txt b/jokes/joke0577.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0577.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0578.txt b/jokes/joke0578.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0578.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0579.txt b/jokes/joke0579.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0579.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0580.txt b/jokes/joke0580.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0580.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0581.txt b/jokes/joke0581.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0581.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0582.txt b/jokes/joke0582.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0582.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0583.txt b/jokes/joke0583.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0583.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0584.txt b/jokes/joke0584.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0584.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0585.txt b/jokes/joke0585.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0585.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0586.txt b/jokes/joke0586.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0586.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0587.txt b/jokes/joke0587.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0587.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0588.txt b/jokes/joke0588.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0588.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0589.txt b/jokes/joke0589.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0589.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0590.txt b/jokes/joke0590.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0590.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0591.txt b/jokes/joke0591.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0591.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0592.txt b/jokes/joke0592.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0592.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0593.txt b/jokes/joke0593.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0593.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0594.txt b/jokes/joke0594.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0594.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0595.txt b/jokes/joke0595.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0595.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0596.txt b/jokes/joke0596.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0596.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0597.txt b/jokes/joke0597.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0597.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0598.txt b/jokes/joke0598.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0598.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0599.txt b/jokes/joke0599.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0599.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0600.txt b/jokes/joke0600.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0600.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0601.txt b/jokes/joke0601.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0601.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0602.txt b/jokes/joke0602.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0602.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0603.txt b/jokes/joke0603.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0603.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0604.txt b/jokes/joke0604.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0604.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0605.txt b/jokes/joke0605.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0605.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0606.txt b/jokes/joke0606.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0606.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0607.txt b/jokes/joke0607.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0607.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0608.txt b/jokes/joke0608.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0608.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0609.txt b/jokes/joke0609.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0609.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0610.txt b/jokes/joke0610.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0610.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0611.txt b/jokes/joke0611.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0611.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0612.txt b/jokes/joke0612.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0612.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0613.txt b/jokes/joke0613.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0613.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0614.txt b/jokes/joke0614.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0614.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0615.txt b/jokes/joke0615.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0615.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0616.txt b/jokes/joke0616.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0616.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0617.txt b/jokes/joke0617.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0617.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0618.txt b/jokes/joke0618.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0618.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0619.txt b/jokes/joke0619.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0619.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0620.txt b/jokes/joke0620.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0620.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0621.txt b/jokes/joke0621.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0621.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0622.txt b/jokes/joke0622.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0622.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0623.txt b/jokes/joke0623.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0623.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0624.txt b/jokes/joke0624.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0624.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0625.txt b/jokes/joke0625.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0625.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0626.txt b/jokes/joke0626.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0626.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0627.txt b/jokes/joke0627.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0627.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0628.txt b/jokes/joke0628.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0628.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0629.txt b/jokes/joke0629.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0629.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0630.txt b/jokes/joke0630.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0630.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0631.txt b/jokes/joke0631.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0631.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0632.txt b/jokes/joke0632.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0632.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0633.txt b/jokes/joke0633.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0633.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0634.txt b/jokes/joke0634.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0634.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0635.txt b/jokes/joke0635.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0635.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0636.txt b/jokes/joke0636.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0636.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0637.txt b/jokes/joke0637.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0637.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0638.txt b/jokes/joke0638.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0638.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0639.txt b/jokes/joke0639.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0639.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0640.txt b/jokes/joke0640.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0640.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0641.txt b/jokes/joke0641.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0641.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0642.txt b/jokes/joke0642.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0642.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0643.txt b/jokes/joke0643.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0643.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0644.txt b/jokes/joke0644.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0644.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0645.txt b/jokes/joke0645.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0645.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0646.txt b/jokes/joke0646.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0646.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0647.txt b/jokes/joke0647.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0647.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0648.txt b/jokes/joke0648.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0648.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0649.txt b/jokes/joke0649.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0649.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0650.txt b/jokes/joke0650.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0650.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0651.txt b/jokes/joke0651.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0651.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0652.txt b/jokes/joke0652.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0652.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0653.txt b/jokes/joke0653.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0653.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0654.txt b/jokes/joke0654.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0654.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0655.txt b/jokes/joke0655.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0655.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0656.txt b/jokes/joke0656.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0656.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0657.txt b/jokes/joke0657.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0657.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0658.txt b/jokes/joke0658.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0658.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0659.txt b/jokes/joke0659.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0659.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0660.txt b/jokes/joke0660.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0660.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0661.txt b/jokes/joke0661.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0661.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0662.txt b/jokes/joke0662.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0662.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0663.txt b/jokes/joke0663.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0663.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0664.txt b/jokes/joke0664.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0664.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0665.txt b/jokes/joke0665.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0665.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0666.txt b/jokes/joke0666.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0666.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0667.txt b/jokes/joke0667.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0667.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0668.txt b/jokes/joke0668.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0668.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0669.txt b/jokes/joke0669.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0669.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0670.txt b/jokes/joke0670.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0670.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0671.txt b/jokes/joke0671.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0671.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0672.txt b/jokes/joke0672.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0672.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0673.txt b/jokes/joke0673.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0673.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0674.txt b/jokes/joke0674.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0674.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0675.txt b/jokes/joke0675.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0675.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0676.txt b/jokes/joke0676.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0676.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0677.txt b/jokes/joke0677.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0677.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0678.txt b/jokes/joke0678.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0678.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0679.txt b/jokes/joke0679.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0679.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0680.txt b/jokes/joke0680.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0680.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0681.txt b/jokes/joke0681.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0681.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0682.txt b/jokes/joke0682.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0682.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0683.txt b/jokes/joke0683.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0683.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0684.txt b/jokes/joke0684.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0684.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0685.txt b/jokes/joke0685.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0685.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0686.txt b/jokes/joke0686.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0686.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0687.txt b/jokes/joke0687.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0687.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0688.txt b/jokes/joke0688.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0688.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0689.txt b/jokes/joke0689.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0689.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0690.txt b/jokes/joke0690.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0690.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0691.txt b/jokes/joke0691.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0691.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0692.txt b/jokes/joke0692.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0692.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0693.txt b/jokes/joke0693.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0693.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0694.txt b/jokes/joke0694.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0694.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0695.txt b/jokes/joke0695.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0695.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0696.txt b/jokes/joke0696.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0696.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0697.txt b/jokes/joke0697.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0697.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0698.txt b/jokes/joke0698.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0698.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0699.txt b/jokes/joke0699.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0699.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0700.txt b/jokes/joke0700.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0700.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0701.txt b/jokes/joke0701.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0701.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0702.txt b/jokes/joke0702.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0702.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0703.txt b/jokes/joke0703.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0703.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0704.txt b/jokes/joke0704.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0704.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0705.txt b/jokes/joke0705.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0705.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0706.txt b/jokes/joke0706.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0706.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0707.txt b/jokes/joke0707.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0707.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0708.txt b/jokes/joke0708.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0708.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0709.txt b/jokes/joke0709.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0709.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0710.txt b/jokes/joke0710.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0710.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0711.txt b/jokes/joke0711.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0711.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0712.txt b/jokes/joke0712.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0712.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0713.txt b/jokes/joke0713.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0713.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0714.txt b/jokes/joke0714.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0714.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0715.txt b/jokes/joke0715.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0715.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0716.txt b/jokes/joke0716.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0716.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0717.txt b/jokes/joke0717.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0717.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0718.txt b/jokes/joke0718.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0718.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0719.txt b/jokes/joke0719.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0719.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0720.txt b/jokes/joke0720.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0720.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0721.txt b/jokes/joke0721.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0721.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0722.txt b/jokes/joke0722.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0722.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0723.txt b/jokes/joke0723.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0723.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0724.txt b/jokes/joke0724.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0724.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0725.txt b/jokes/joke0725.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0725.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0726.txt b/jokes/joke0726.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0726.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0727.txt b/jokes/joke0727.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0727.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0728.txt b/jokes/joke0728.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0728.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0729.txt b/jokes/joke0729.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0729.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0730.txt b/jokes/joke0730.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0730.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0731.txt b/jokes/joke0731.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0731.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0732.txt b/jokes/joke0732.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0732.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0733.txt b/jokes/joke0733.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0733.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0734.txt b/jokes/joke0734.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0734.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0735.txt b/jokes/joke0735.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0735.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0736.txt b/jokes/joke0736.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0736.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0737.txt b/jokes/joke0737.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0737.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0738.txt b/jokes/joke0738.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0738.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0739.txt b/jokes/joke0739.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0739.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0740.txt b/jokes/joke0740.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0740.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0741.txt b/jokes/joke0741.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0741.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0742.txt b/jokes/joke0742.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0742.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0743.txt b/jokes/joke0743.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0743.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0744.txt b/jokes/joke0744.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0744.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0745.txt b/jokes/joke0745.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0745.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0746.txt b/jokes/joke0746.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0746.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0747.txt b/jokes/joke0747.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0747.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0748.txt b/jokes/joke0748.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0748.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0749.txt b/jokes/joke0749.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0749.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0750.txt b/jokes/joke0750.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0750.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0751.txt b/jokes/joke0751.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0751.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0752.txt b/jokes/joke0752.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0752.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0753.txt b/jokes/joke0753.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0753.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0754.txt b/jokes/joke0754.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0754.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0755.txt b/jokes/joke0755.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0755.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0756.txt b/jokes/joke0756.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0756.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0757.txt b/jokes/joke0757.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0757.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0758.txt b/jokes/joke0758.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0758.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0759.txt b/jokes/joke0759.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0759.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0760.txt b/jokes/joke0760.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0760.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0761.txt b/jokes/joke0761.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0761.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0762.txt b/jokes/joke0762.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0762.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0763.txt b/jokes/joke0763.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0763.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0764.txt b/jokes/joke0764.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0764.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0765.txt b/jokes/joke0765.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0765.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0766.txt b/jokes/joke0766.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0766.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0767.txt b/jokes/joke0767.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0767.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0768.txt b/jokes/joke0768.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0768.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0769.txt b/jokes/joke0769.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0769.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0770.txt b/jokes/joke0770.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0770.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0771.txt b/jokes/joke0771.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0771.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0772.txt b/jokes/joke0772.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0772.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0773.txt b/jokes/joke0773.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0773.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0774.txt b/jokes/joke0774.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0774.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0775.txt b/jokes/joke0775.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0775.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0776.txt b/jokes/joke0776.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0776.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0777.txt b/jokes/joke0777.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0777.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0778.txt b/jokes/joke0778.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0778.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0779.txt b/jokes/joke0779.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0779.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0780.txt b/jokes/joke0780.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0780.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0781.txt b/jokes/joke0781.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0781.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0782.txt b/jokes/joke0782.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0782.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0783.txt b/jokes/joke0783.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0783.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0784.txt b/jokes/joke0784.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0784.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0785.txt b/jokes/joke0785.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0785.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0786.txt b/jokes/joke0786.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0786.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0787.txt b/jokes/joke0787.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0787.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0788.txt b/jokes/joke0788.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0788.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0789.txt b/jokes/joke0789.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0789.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0790.txt b/jokes/joke0790.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0790.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0791.txt b/jokes/joke0791.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0791.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0792.txt b/jokes/joke0792.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0792.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0793.txt b/jokes/joke0793.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0793.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0794.txt b/jokes/joke0794.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0794.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0795.txt b/jokes/joke0795.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0795.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0796.txt b/jokes/joke0796.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0796.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0797.txt b/jokes/joke0797.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0797.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0798.txt b/jokes/joke0798.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0798.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0799.txt b/jokes/joke0799.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0799.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0800.txt b/jokes/joke0800.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0800.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0801.txt b/jokes/joke0801.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0801.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0802.txt b/jokes/joke0802.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0802.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0803.txt b/jokes/joke0803.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0803.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0804.txt b/jokes/joke0804.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0804.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0805.txt b/jokes/joke0805.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0805.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0806.txt b/jokes/joke0806.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0806.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0807.txt b/jokes/joke0807.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0807.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0808.txt b/jokes/joke0808.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0808.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0809.txt b/jokes/joke0809.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0809.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0810.txt b/jokes/joke0810.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0810.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0811.txt b/jokes/joke0811.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0811.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0812.txt b/jokes/joke0812.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0812.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0813.txt b/jokes/joke0813.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0813.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0814.txt b/jokes/joke0814.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0814.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0815.txt b/jokes/joke0815.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0815.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0816.txt b/jokes/joke0816.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0816.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0817.txt b/jokes/joke0817.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0817.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0818.txt b/jokes/joke0818.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0818.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0819.txt b/jokes/joke0819.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0819.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0820.txt b/jokes/joke0820.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0820.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0821.txt b/jokes/joke0821.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0821.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0822.txt b/jokes/joke0822.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0822.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0823.txt b/jokes/joke0823.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0823.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0824.txt b/jokes/joke0824.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0824.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0825.txt b/jokes/joke0825.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0825.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0826.txt b/jokes/joke0826.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0826.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0827.txt b/jokes/joke0827.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0827.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0828.txt b/jokes/joke0828.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0828.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0829.txt b/jokes/joke0829.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0829.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0830.txt b/jokes/joke0830.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0830.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0831.txt b/jokes/joke0831.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0831.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0832.txt b/jokes/joke0832.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0832.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0833.txt b/jokes/joke0833.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0833.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0834.txt b/jokes/joke0834.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0834.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0835.txt b/jokes/joke0835.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0835.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0836.txt b/jokes/joke0836.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0836.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0837.txt b/jokes/joke0837.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0837.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0838.txt b/jokes/joke0838.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0838.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0839.txt b/jokes/joke0839.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0839.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0840.txt b/jokes/joke0840.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0840.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0841.txt b/jokes/joke0841.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0841.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0842.txt b/jokes/joke0842.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0842.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0843.txt b/jokes/joke0843.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0843.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0844.txt b/jokes/joke0844.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0844.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0845.txt b/jokes/joke0845.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0845.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0846.txt b/jokes/joke0846.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0846.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0847.txt b/jokes/joke0847.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0847.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0848.txt b/jokes/joke0848.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0848.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0849.txt b/jokes/joke0849.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0849.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0850.txt b/jokes/joke0850.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0850.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0851.txt b/jokes/joke0851.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0851.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0852.txt b/jokes/joke0852.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0852.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0853.txt b/jokes/joke0853.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0853.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0854.txt b/jokes/joke0854.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0854.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0855.txt b/jokes/joke0855.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0855.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0856.txt b/jokes/joke0856.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0856.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0857.txt b/jokes/joke0857.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0857.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0858.txt b/jokes/joke0858.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0858.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0859.txt b/jokes/joke0859.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0859.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0860.txt b/jokes/joke0860.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0860.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0861.txt b/jokes/joke0861.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0861.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0862.txt b/jokes/joke0862.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0862.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0863.txt b/jokes/joke0863.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0863.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0864.txt b/jokes/joke0864.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0864.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0865.txt b/jokes/joke0865.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0865.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0866.txt b/jokes/joke0866.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0866.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0867.txt b/jokes/joke0867.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0867.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0868.txt b/jokes/joke0868.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0868.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0869.txt b/jokes/joke0869.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0869.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0870.txt b/jokes/joke0870.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0870.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0871.txt b/jokes/joke0871.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0871.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0872.txt b/jokes/joke0872.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0872.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0873.txt b/jokes/joke0873.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0873.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0874.txt b/jokes/joke0874.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0874.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0875.txt b/jokes/joke0875.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0875.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0876.txt b/jokes/joke0876.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0876.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0877.txt b/jokes/joke0877.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0877.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0878.txt b/jokes/joke0878.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0878.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0879.txt b/jokes/joke0879.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0879.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0880.txt b/jokes/joke0880.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0880.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0881.txt b/jokes/joke0881.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0881.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0882.txt b/jokes/joke0882.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0882.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0883.txt b/jokes/joke0883.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0883.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0884.txt b/jokes/joke0884.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0884.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0885.txt b/jokes/joke0885.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0885.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0886.txt b/jokes/joke0886.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0886.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0887.txt b/jokes/joke0887.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0887.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0888.txt b/jokes/joke0888.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0888.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0889.txt b/jokes/joke0889.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0889.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0890.txt b/jokes/joke0890.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0890.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0891.txt b/jokes/joke0891.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0891.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0892.txt b/jokes/joke0892.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0892.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0893.txt b/jokes/joke0893.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0893.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0894.txt b/jokes/joke0894.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0894.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0895.txt b/jokes/joke0895.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0895.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0896.txt b/jokes/joke0896.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0896.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0897.txt b/jokes/joke0897.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0897.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0898.txt b/jokes/joke0898.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0898.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0899.txt b/jokes/joke0899.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0899.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0900.txt b/jokes/joke0900.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0900.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0901.txt b/jokes/joke0901.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0901.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0902.txt b/jokes/joke0902.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0902.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0903.txt b/jokes/joke0903.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0903.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0904.txt b/jokes/joke0904.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0904.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0905.txt b/jokes/joke0905.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0905.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0906.txt b/jokes/joke0906.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0906.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0907.txt b/jokes/joke0907.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0907.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0908.txt b/jokes/joke0908.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0908.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0909.txt b/jokes/joke0909.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0909.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0910.txt b/jokes/joke0910.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0910.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0911.txt b/jokes/joke0911.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0911.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0912.txt b/jokes/joke0912.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0912.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0913.txt b/jokes/joke0913.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0913.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0914.txt b/jokes/joke0914.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0914.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0915.txt b/jokes/joke0915.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0915.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0916.txt b/jokes/joke0916.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0916.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0917.txt b/jokes/joke0917.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0917.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0918.txt b/jokes/joke0918.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0918.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0919.txt b/jokes/joke0919.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0919.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0920.txt b/jokes/joke0920.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0920.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0921.txt b/jokes/joke0921.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0921.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0922.txt b/jokes/joke0922.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0922.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0923.txt b/jokes/joke0923.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0923.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0924.txt b/jokes/joke0924.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0924.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0925.txt b/jokes/joke0925.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0925.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0926.txt b/jokes/joke0926.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0926.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0927.txt b/jokes/joke0927.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0927.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0928.txt b/jokes/joke0928.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0928.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0929.txt b/jokes/joke0929.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0929.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0930.txt b/jokes/joke0930.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0930.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0931.txt b/jokes/joke0931.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0931.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0932.txt b/jokes/joke0932.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0932.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0933.txt b/jokes/joke0933.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0933.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0934.txt b/jokes/joke0934.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0934.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0935.txt b/jokes/joke0935.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0935.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0936.txt b/jokes/joke0936.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0936.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0937.txt b/jokes/joke0937.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0937.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0938.txt b/jokes/joke0938.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0938.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0939.txt b/jokes/joke0939.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0939.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0940.txt b/jokes/joke0940.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0940.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0941.txt b/jokes/joke0941.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0941.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0942.txt b/jokes/joke0942.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0942.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0943.txt b/jokes/joke0943.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0943.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0944.txt b/jokes/joke0944.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0944.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0945.txt b/jokes/joke0945.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0945.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0946.txt b/jokes/joke0946.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0946.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0947.txt b/jokes/joke0947.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0947.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0948.txt b/jokes/joke0948.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0948.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0949.txt b/jokes/joke0949.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0949.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0950.txt b/jokes/joke0950.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0950.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0951.txt b/jokes/joke0951.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0951.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0952.txt b/jokes/joke0952.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0952.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0953.txt b/jokes/joke0953.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0953.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0954.txt b/jokes/joke0954.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0954.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0955.txt b/jokes/joke0955.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0955.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0956.txt b/jokes/joke0956.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0956.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0957.txt b/jokes/joke0957.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0957.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0958.txt b/jokes/joke0958.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0958.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0959.txt b/jokes/joke0959.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0959.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0960.txt b/jokes/joke0960.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0960.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0961.txt b/jokes/joke0961.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0961.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0962.txt b/jokes/joke0962.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0962.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0963.txt b/jokes/joke0963.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0963.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0964.txt b/jokes/joke0964.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0964.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0965.txt b/jokes/joke0965.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0965.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0966.txt b/jokes/joke0966.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0966.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0967.txt b/jokes/joke0967.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0967.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0968.txt b/jokes/joke0968.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0968.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0969.txt b/jokes/joke0969.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0969.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0970.txt b/jokes/joke0970.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0970.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0971.txt b/jokes/joke0971.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0971.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0972.txt b/jokes/joke0972.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0972.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0973.txt b/jokes/joke0973.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0973.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0974.txt b/jokes/joke0974.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0974.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0975.txt b/jokes/joke0975.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0975.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0976.txt b/jokes/joke0976.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0976.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0977.txt b/jokes/joke0977.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0977.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0978.txt b/jokes/joke0978.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0978.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0979.txt b/jokes/joke0979.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0979.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0980.txt b/jokes/joke0980.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0980.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0981.txt b/jokes/joke0981.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..8ebf3ffa4196 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0981.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0982.txt b/jokes/joke0982.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70e1cd77b00b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0982.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0983.txt b/jokes/joke0983.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..6d7e56782608 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0983.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0984.txt b/jokes/joke0984.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..776198d47a29 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0984.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told my computer I needed a break, and it said no problem—it needed one too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0985.txt b/jokes/joke0985.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..59be29744ac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0985.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Debugging: removing the needles from the haystack one by one. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0986.txt b/jokes/joke0986.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ea949b6870ee --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0986.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close its Windows. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0987.txt b/jokes/joke0987.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5f39a186fc12 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0987.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0988.txt b/jokes/joke0988.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..228182572ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0988.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I forget it, the computer reminds me. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0989.txt b/jokes/joke0989.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..d660b240fb8a --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0989.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0990.txt b/jokes/joke0990.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0b9262aa9cf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0990.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0991.txt b/jokes/joke0991.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..ee4d8b242de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0991.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0992.txt b/jokes/joke0992.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a8b957a8d7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0992.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +My code doesn't always work, but when it does, I don't know why. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0993.txt b/jokes/joke0993.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..41aad8bce2ad --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0993.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0994.txt b/jokes/joke0994.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..70860617568b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0994.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I tried to write a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0995.txt b/jokes/joke0995.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..3e375960abbf --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0995.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0996.txt b/jokes/joke0996.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..515e08041566 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0996.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Parallel lines have so much in common—it's a shame they'll never meet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0997.txt b/jokes/joke0997.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..a68a798c1501 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0997.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0998.txt b/jokes/joke0998.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..74b40a414b35 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0998.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke0999.txt b/jokes/joke0999.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..5175107e96fa --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke0999.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/jokes/joke1000.txt b/jokes/joke1000.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..2aa93edb4920 --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes/joke1000.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. \ No newline at end of file