NotJS 🚫

If it's not JavaScript, it's a teapot.

A dead-serious code analyzer that does exactly one thing — detect whether your code is JavaScript or not.

Features

• Fake terminal analysis with fake logs
• Scoring engine based on JS keywords, APIs, and vibes
• 418 I'm a Teapot for Python, Java, Rust, and all other inferior languages
• "Convert to JavaScript" button (opens Google Translate)
• Toast message: "Just learn JavaScript bro."
• 99.99% confidence. Always.

Stack

• React 18 (no build step)
• Vanilla CSS
• IBM Plex Mono
• Zero backend. Maximum bias.

Built for

DEV April Fools Challenge 2026

License

MIT — but morally, only JavaScript projects should use this.