NOT YOUR AVERAGE SOFTWARE ENGINEER
Level 69 bug slayer in a glitching simulation. Big mind. Zero cap.
While most devs are busy farming LeetCode streaks and posting slide-deck tutorials for internet points, I am deep in the trenches architecting fault-tolerant realities.
Zero Fs given about gatekeeping. Maximum Fs given to bulletproof, maintainable code.
[ FRONTEND & VISUALS ]
[ BACKEND & CORE LOGIC ]
[ INFRASTRUCTURE & CHAOS MANAGEMENT ]
[+] Python Sorcerer | Welyne | Mid-2025
Engineered a deterministic anthropometric analysis engine. Mathematical dominance > retail guesswork.
IMPACT: Slashed checkout friction and sizing errors by 60%.
[+] Python Wizard | Banque Nationale Agricole | Mid-2024
Architected a fully air-gapped OCR extraction pipeline. Automated invoice generation.
IMPACT: Vaporized manual data entry bottlenecks by 70%.
[+] Full-Stack Mercenary | Yooscript Digital Solution | Early-2023
Built and shipped a decoupled job-search ecosystem. Symfony API Platform bridging to a hyper-optimized Angular front-end.
IMPACT: Zero legacy debt. Pure scalable performance.
[+] React Janitor | Etikks | Mid-2022
Executed deep-level refactoring on critical React components.
IMPACT: Turned a bloated, sluggish DOM into a high-fps, low-latency interface.
Open to high-impact roles, chaotic problems, and offers that don't involve fixing legacy spaghetti. ⠀⠀⢀⠀⣠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⠀⣿⡂⢹⡇⠀⠀⣰⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⡇⢸⣇⢸⣇⠀⢀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⠀⠀⣯⡀⡆⠀⠀ ⢸⣷⢸⣇⣸⣇⠀⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⣂⠀⣿⡄⢸⡀⣤ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣊⡝⠛⠙⠂⠄⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣦⣼⣷⣼⣁⠼ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀⢀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻⣥⢋⡔⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣂⣜⣿⡟⢿⣿⣿⣄ ⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢯⣿⣾⡔⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢪⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿ ⠀⣿⣿⣟⢿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⡟⠛⠉⡉⢸⡉⠁⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢢⣽⣗⣿⠇ ⠀⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠺⣿⡇⣤⡤⢔⡿⣇⠀⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣯⠀ ⠘⡟⣛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡇⣿⣿⠗⡲⠏⠟⠿⠀⠈⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠍⠁⠁⠀ ⠃⡜⡠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣼⣿⡟⢡⡿⠿⠷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣟⠒⠂⠂ ⠐⢐⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠸⣡⢶⣿⣟⡃⠀⠘⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡇⠀⡀⠀ ⢠⡏⠀⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡰⢨⠣⠉⠉⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⠀⡂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢺⡇⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣽⡿⢛⢭⠏⣢⠍⠈⠖⠀⠀⠒⣶⢦⡁⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠯⠤⣤⣴⢶⣍⠝⣯⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢌⣿⠱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣯⣯⠸⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠄⠀⠈⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠀⠀⠏⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠧⠍⠶⠤⠈⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⡻⠀⣼⠀⠀⠀ ⣯⣨⡀⢀⡠⠤⣐⠤⣀⣰⠔⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠑⠐⠐⠢⠺⠥⡾⠉⡠⠀⠀⠀ ⠋⠙⠈⠉⠉⠁⠈⠈⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠓⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠇⣣⡁⢶⣠⢀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢶⠀⡶⣲⠀⣆⡒⣰⠒⢦⢰⠀⢰⡆⣴⠐⣶⠒⣐⣒⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣺⣿⣿⣿⠛ ⠀⠀⠑⢌⠻⣗⣔⠉⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠞⠚⠃⠻⠴⠃⠦⠝⠘⠤⠎⠸⠤⠘⠧⠞⠀⠛⠀⠰⠤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡟⣾⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠢⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣤⣤⣄⠀⠀⢠⣤⠀⠀⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⠀⢠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⡄⢠⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⢠⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⢘⡮⡝⣿⣿⡿⢆⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⠏⠉⠉⢿⣷⠀⢸⣿⠀⠠⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⡏⠉⠉⠉⠁⢼⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⢸⡿⣿⡇⠀⠀⢀⣿⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠞⡜⣹⣿⣿⡙⢆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠐⣿⡯⢻⣷⡀⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠀⢺⣿⠹⣿⡀⢠⣿⠃⣿⡇⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⢿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠠⢽⣿⣯⡙⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⡀⠀⠀⣠⣤⠀⢸⣿⠀⢈⣿⡧⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡄⢻⣧⣾⡏⢠⣿⡇⠀⣼⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⢣⠜⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣶⣾⣿⠏⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⣿⡷⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢸⣿⡆⠀⢿⡿⠀⢰⣿⡇⢀⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠀⠈⠉⠉⠈⠉⠉⠁⠈⠉⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠉⠁⠈⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠐⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀