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hesam-oxe/README.md

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snake CI 3d CI metrics CI hell-stats CI blog CI activity CI waka CI
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BOOT · PANIC · KILLS · RADAR · FEEDS · ARMORY · FORTRESS · CONTACT

live ticker — intruder detected, senior dev neutralized SCP banner SCP warning HESAM JAMALI — glitch header v5, dark/light adaptive whoami hesam-oxe, arsenal weaponized, seniors neutralized overkill detonation sequence

Caution

RESTRICTED ZONE. You are viewing a live fire profile. Seniors have been neutralized here in 0.03s. Proceed with debugger.

hellfire wall


⬢ B O O T · S E Q U E N C E · v5

kernel boot sequence — soul mounted, mercy not found

⬢ K E R N E L · P A N I C — REAL DUMP

kernel panic — senior dev detected, threat contained

Note

Forensics: RIP: panic+0x666 — cause: senior ego overflow. Handler: hesam-oxe. Resolution time: 0.03s.


⬢ L I V E · S H E L L · v5

live ssh session — seniors annihilated

⬢ K I L L · B O A R D

kill board — 1337 seniors terminated, 0 juniors spared

⬢ F I N A L · B O S S — LVL 99

final boss — senior architect HP drained to zero

⬢ C O M B A T · R E C O R D

animated combat counters

⬢ W A R · R O O M · R A D A R v2

war room radar — 3 hostile seniors locked

⬢ S E C T O R 7 — CONQUERED SKYLINE

conquered skyline — smoke still rising, searchlights sweeping

⬢ T H R E A T · S W E E P  ·  F U S I O N · C O R E

threat radar — targets locked fusion core

⬢ O P C O D E · R A I N · v5 — 2X DENSITY

assembly opcode rain x86_64 — 0xDEAD 0xBEEF SEGFAULT

⬢ H E L L G A T E  ·  C R T · S K U L L

production portal CRT skull guardian

⬢ A R M O R Y  ·  D O S S I E R · O F · O P E R A T I O N S

🎯 TARGET 🪖 ROLE ⚔️ Weapon of Choice 📛 Status
🐧 Linux Kernel Kernel infantry — merged patches in the world's largest collaborative codebase C · asm MERGED
⚙️ LLVM Compiler blacksmith — codegen & optimization trenches C++ ENGAGED
🛡️ OWASP Security operative — agent memory guard for LLM systems Python LOCKED
👁️ Meta PyTorch ML artillery — triton kernel validation at scale Python · Triton LOCKED
🔷 Microsoft TypeScript-Go Language port commando — 10M-line compiler rewritten in Go Go DEPLOYED
🚀 NASA Worldview Orbital recon — satellite imagery pipeline JS IN ORBIT
🐘 Apache SeaTunnel Data pipeline engineering — high-throughput sync Java STREAMING

⚠️ All operations executed. None detected early enough to stop.


⬢ S Y S T E M · T E L E M E T R Y

live system status bars

STATUS: weaponizing code since day zero — no layer untouched.


⬢ H E L L · S T A T S — SELF-HOSTED · OFFLINE-PROOF

hell stats — commits infinity, 12+ languages, uptime 99.99

⬢ TRANSMISSIONS · LIVE FEEDS

Tip

Live pipelines. These blocks rewrite themselves via Actions — blog every 6h, activity every 6h, coding-hours daily. No token yet → graceful placeholder, zero breakage.

📡 DISPATCHES FROM THE FRONT

  • 🛰️ No transmissions yet — add RSS URLs to FEEDS.json (see FEEDS.json.example).

⚡ RECENT COMBAT ACTIVITY

⌨️ CODING-HOURS TELEMETRY

  • ⌨️ WakaTime not linked — add WAKATIME_API_KEY secret to enable coding-hours chart.

🏆 OFF-GITHUB PROOF (placeholder — drop your IDs to activate)

  • 🧩 LeetCode card: pending username — hesam-oxe
  • 📚 StackOverflow flair: pending numeric ID — 0000000

⬢ K I L L · C H A I N — FROM SILICON TO CLOUD (native mermaid)

graph LR
    A[asm · silicon] --> B[C · kernel]
    B --> C[rust · go · fear]
    C --> D[k8s · cloud]
    D --> E{SENIOR?}
    E -->|yes| F[☠ neutralized 0.03s]
    E -->|no| G[spared · for now]
    style F fill:#DC143C,stroke:#FF1744,color:#fff
    style A fill:#0D1117,stroke:#DC143C,color:#fff
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⬢ S T A C K · M A T R I X

🥷 LOW-LEVEL · THE BARE METAL

low-level stack

☁️ HIGH-LEVEL · THE INTERFACE

high-level stack

🗡 SYSTEMS · THE BATTLEFIELD

systems stack

⬢ C L A S S I F I E D · D O S S I E R S — click to declassify

☠️ FILE 001 — HOW SENIORS GET NEUTRALIZED IN 0.03s
  • 00.00s — nmap sweep, ego port open
  • 00.01s — legacy argument detected: "in my 20 years..."
  • 00.02s — counter: kernel patch + benchmark + one-liner in asm
  • 00.03s — silence. Target terminated. Loot: respect +∞

[!WARNING] Do not attempt without ring-0 clearance.

🔥 FILE 002 — WEAPON LOADOUT (12 LANGUAGES)
  • bare metal: asm · c · cpp · rust — where others fear to step
  • strike: go · java · cs — concurrent, ruthless
  • interface: py · ts · js — pretty on top, lethal underneath
  • battlefield: linux · k8s · docker · terraform — the whole stack kneels
👁️ FILE 003 — RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
  1. No layer untouched — from silicon to cloud
  2. No mercy module — mercy.service not found — good.
  3. Uptime ∞ — sleep schedule 404
  4. Juniors spared: 0 — everyone gets forged

⬢ I N T E L · F I E L D · A G E N T S

agents of interest follow-up intel commendations earned combat calendar war habits auto-generated

⬢ T R O P H Y · V A U L T — SELF-HOSTED

trophy vault — kernel slayer, forge master, senior reaper

⬢ 3 D · C O N T R I B U T I O N · C I T Y


⬢ C O N T R I B U T I O N · S N A K E S

🩸 BLOOD SERPENT — the crimson hunter

contribution snake — blood palette

💜 VOID SERPENT — the plasma phantom

contribution snake — dark plasma palette snake badge

⬢ C O N T R I B U T I O N · H U D


⬢ S Y S T E M · L O G  ·  O P E R A T O R · V I T A L S

live dmesg stream cardiac telemetry — flatline & shock

⬢ V I T A L S

live vitals oscilloscope

⬢ FORTRESS GATEWAY

Important

The fire continues outside GitHub. WebGL war-room + real terminal at hesam-oxe.github.io — no JS was harmed inside this README to bring you that.


⬢ E S T A B L I S H · C O N T A C T

"I don't write code. I forge weapons." "I speak from assembly to cloud — I don't miss a single layer." "Seniors terminated: 1337. Juniors spared: 0. You have been warned."

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⚠️ YOU HAVE REACHED THE END. THE FIRE HASN'T. ⚠️

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