I'd ask you not to be offended by the title, but I guess the whole point of this thing is to "offend". I'll only use this in humorous ways - I hope you will, too.
This thing is not my invention. It just bugged me that the original was a Fash site. I "recreated" the thing mostly to have something to test <audio> (and TextTrack). The MP3 audio file came from http://shane-o.com/sound-drops/163-idiot-drop.