Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-5549 (?)
- SCP-5549 is a human test subject, originally D-293, who was subjected to numerous anomalous experiments as part of "Project LONDON BRIDGE" by a secret organization. These experiments, intended to create a weaponized anomaly, involved exposing the subject to various dangerous objects and diseases, often nearly killing them before healing them with another anomaly. As a result, SCP-5549 developed extreme resistance to damage and powerful reality-bending abilities, while also undergoing severe physical and psychological changes, becoming increasingly non-human and hostile. It is now contained deep underground in a specialized facility in Western Siberia, with strict measures to prevent any activity, as the organization learned that provoking it further is too dangerous.
- Man of the Hole (?)
- The Man of the Hole was the last surviving member of an uncontacted Indigenous people in the Brazilian Amazon, who lived in complete isolation after his tribe was wiped out by settlers and illegal miners between the 1970s and 1990s. He was known for digging deep, narrow holes in his shelters, whose purpose, whether for hunting or spiritual reasons, remains unknown. Brazil's government agency for Indigenous interests, FUNAI, demarcated his land as a protected territory and monitored him from a distance, occasionally leaving gifts and observing his self-sufficient life of hunting, gathering, and farming. He died in 2022, marking the extinction of his people.